Bowman Family

Top 10 Ways to Know that I have Family Visiting (by Diane Ford a.k.a. "Mammy")

• When I get to work I have banana in my hair.
• When I get into bed at night, there is peanut butter on the pillow and crackers between the sheets.
• All the dog treats are gone.
• None of the remembered user names on my laptop are mine.
• When you turn on any tv in the house, the Disney Channel comes on.
• There is a Berenstain Bear book in every room of the house.
• My car is in the driveway, not the garage.
• There is ice cream in the freezer.
• The treadmill is used 75% more than when I am alone.
• My vocabulary is restricted...can't say anything about luck, can't say stupid, gay, etc.