Saturday, July 17, 2010

Nope, not us! No way.

It's wasn't my younger child who showed up with poop on her foot yesterday with no clear indication of how it got there. I certainly didn't walk the apartment fearfully searching for nasty panties, a smeared spot on the carpet, or something else equally disgusting. I'm NOT still a little worried that I'll find something to explain the random poop spot. Nope, that didn't happen here.

Nor did my older child find some scissors during rest time and decide to cut up old coupons (which were definitely NOT mine) consequently cutting a 5 inch hole in her parents bed sheet. It was also not my older child who decided to use those scissors to cut the strap of one of her purses. No, that was definitely not my child.

It was not my husband who when asked to clear the table for dinner removed mail and newspapers but left a table covered in chocolate cake remnants. It couldn't have been my husband who did that because I would never leave my kitchen table looking like that for more than 10 minutes. Never!

In fact, I am such a great housekeeper that I definitely do not still have a suitcase full of clothes still sitting in the living room from a trip we returned from 5 days ago.

Nope, that is not what's been going on at our house. NO WAY!


  1. Definitely doesn't sound like you. Nope. No way.

    At least it really wasn't also your older child who also decided to use said scissors to cut her or Audrey's hair. Could be worse.

  2. HAHAHA!!! Too funny :) At least those scissors did not meet her hair!