Couponazi's strike back

Ok, The Incredible Edible Egg Facebook Fan page was giving away 30,000 buy one/get one dozen egg coupons, so naturally - I was ready and waiting at 10AM ready to get some free eggs! Apparently, so was the rest of couponazi nation. The system was crazy overloaded and the couponer crowd was getting a little frustrated! The comments on this page were often just ridiculous! Here are just a few of the couponazi comments:

"HEY FANS DONT WORRY!! WE'VE ALREADY WASTED YOUR TIME AND WE'LL CONTINUE TO DO IT!! WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A DOG FOR A PATHETIC $1.5O COUPON!! ARENT WE GREAT!!!! WE TREAT YOU LIKE ROADKILL AND WE DONT CARE!!! KEEP WAITING!!!"

"this is the most stress ive been under in my life...i am devastated!!! i stayed up all night 4 this coupon...i am sitting here crying i am so frustrated"

"I'm still trying although I am about to pee on myself!"

"tried and tried and no coupon,why even bother to promote something when its a hoax. Bad marketing and moronic use of Facebook"
(a hoax?? really a hoax??)

"steak is murder.. we replace it with eggs.. and hope the chicks are raised well.." (what does that even mean?????)

"its a joke..they are overloaded and about 1 out of every 1000 people is getting a coupon. these people should be ashamed of themselves. try hiring someone to do your website with more than a third grade education."



I'll admit, I like to save money with coupons too. But seriously - smack me if I turn into one of these crazy people!

Entertainingly, there were also many EGGSAMPLES of Egg related puns...
**The server is scrambled this morning.
**This deal is poached.
**There's no sunny side to this deal.
**This is very eggravating
**I'm so steamed, I'm about to be hard-boiled!!
**This isn't eggsactly what I eggspected.

HAHAHAHAHAHA - couponazi's are either crazy psycho or crazy "punny!"
I wonder where I fit in.