You might be a Southern Baptist if...

I ran into this facebook group page and thought some of the comments were pretty funny. Here are a few of my favorites.

You might be a Southern Baptist if...
* You think someone who says "Amen" while the preacher is preaching might qualify as being 'charismatic.'
* You've memorized Robert's Rules of Order just b/c of business meetings.
* You consider dancing one of the seven deadly sins.
* You need a committee to approve a potluck dinner.
* Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
* Your last pastor got fired b/c he moved the pulpit 1/100th of an inch to the left.
* Your entire summer calendar revolves around VBS and 'CAMP.'
* You're afraid to try a new recipe b/c it has wine in it.
* Sitting in a different seat during Worship is considered "leaving your comfort zone."
* Hearing "How many Southern Baptist preachers does it take to change a lightbulb?" makes you respond, "Change?! What do you mean CHANGE??!! My dear Grandmother donated that lightbulb, and my father worked by the sweat of his brow to install it 15 years ago."